Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Non-Stop Nonsense!


My mind works faster than my tongue! Really!! Not only when I’m excited but even at the normal state I swap the letters of two different words and produce a total mess of the words and self! There are a lot of examples I can give for this crazy thing, I go with the simple example as – swapping the first letters of ‘Padam thodangiduchu’ and the more complex one as err.. oops.. ‘Kadaya eppo thorapeenga?’ What the!!!!


WTH! Two of my close friends are in trouble because of their girl friends! Now don’t think that I’m too free to hear to all those daily date- stories and their petty fights with their so-and-so’s. But these are somewhat serious matters (to them) which give them sleepless nights, bad office hours with no peace of mind! Not only I feel irritated and ashamed if a girl’s been insulted/teased by the opposite gender but my blood equally boils seeing/hearing of the assaulted men.


I know of companies which increase the number of working hours by an hour or two! But ours is the only company to have reduced it by THREE hours! Now don’t go and fight with your local HR for not communicating about this to you! I too enjoyed this privilege for only one day as this was the favor I did to myself! Last Saturday two of the world movie freaks came and meet me to get my blessings :P and finally felt bad on taking that decision! I am sure that they would have visited ENT doctors the next day!


I have the wildest dreams of working in a juice shop (what do you want sir? Apple juice? Cuts the apples into pieces, put them in a huge mixer, grind it well, shift the content to a glass and give it to the customer with a sweet smile), building construction (especially passing the bricks from hand to hand! I know this the toughest of all mentioned here), medical store (which tablet sir? Paracetomal – 5, take a strip of 10, cut only 5 tablets out of it and give it to the customer), Super market computer operators (check all the products for their bar code, peep…, enter the number of products, ask for the availability of shopper’s card, get the amount, mark the balance with the help of the computer, give back the balance, place money in the specified partition of the drawer). Hmmm!!!!!!

My mother started learning SMS just 2 days back and this was the message my sister sent me today – Amma sent me this msg. Its nice to see her msg in such a hectic schedule *………………. Nee varumbodhu sonnal egg noodles seikiren (f you inform me while getting back, I’ll prepare egg noodles). Watching tv!
For a change – Mothers these days!! :D

2 comments:

"fiZZ"ing iNsiDE !!! said...

That was really FUNNY !!! :-D

பாசகி said...

Just now read this post. I just love the last part, really :)